Adult Content…..

Beware this post may contain images of adult nature that may offend or upset some people. If you can laugh and enjoy it, please continue.

Back in October, I was asked to make a cake. A cake for a party. A….”tupperware” party. Ladies only and 18 and up only. The cake was to be shaped as a certain male appendage. A penis. And my mother is the one that asked for the cake. Yep. Awkward conversation. At least for one of us.

Mother: With your wonderful cake decorating skills, can you make a cake.

Me: Yeah. What kind of cake?

Mother: It needs……..to be shaped…….like……..a, um……..penis.

Me: (chuckling) Yeah, I can do that.

I know there are pans that are already shaped like a penis but I wasn’t about to run around and hunt one. I don’t want that in the cabinets or on display. So I used a sheet pan and two round pans and carved it to the right shape. It was red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and covered in marshmallow fondant. The “hair” is just colored cream cheese frosting and the…drizzle, yeah that is what we’ll call it, was made of powdered sugar thinned with milk. The veins was rolled fondant that was placed under the flesh colored fondant and I hand painted it bluish with thinned food color gel.

Overall, I’m pleased with how it turned out. And so was the customer. 😉

Here comes the pic……

Shy and timid should avert their eyes…….

Ok, you have been warned…..